My Big Fat Talking Boat
Residence	Stormalong Harbor, Traveling Puppetastic Exhibition
Affiliations	Bubbie (the parody)
Family	Pancake (owner) Captain K'neecaps
Species	Marionette (a.k.a. String Puppet)
Occupation	Parodist
First Appearance	Panfake
Voice actor	Jeff Bennett

My Big Fat Talking Boat is a marionette designed as a parody of Bubbie. This particular puppet is probably considered more of an insult than the other two parodies in this episode. She was first seen in the episode Panfake. Along with Pancake and Captain K'neecaps, they serve as the main attraction at the Travelling Puppetastic Expedition.

Her motto/catchphrase is: "Did somebody say boat? Toot toot."