|Affiliations||Captain K'nuckles (enemy)|
|First Appearance||"Lookin' For Love (in all the wrong barrels)"|
Gertrude is a young woman who was once Captain K'nuckles' date to a NAVY kissing party during his younger years, but after realizing that K'nuckles was truly hideous she ditched him at the party and left on a life boat. This caused K'nuckles a tremendous deal of humiliation once everyone realized he had no one to kiss, his humiliation was then furthered when Gertrude appeared near a window and yelled that he was very ugly, she then pulled on the sail of her boat to leave but for unknown reasons she and the boat exploded. She is later last seen in "Catch Me If You Candy".