>> OH, MY!
EXCUSE ME, SMALL CHILD, ARE YOU OKAY?
>> Flapjack: I'M LOOKING FOR CANDY.
>> MY GRACIOUS!
WHERE ARE YOUR PARENTS?
>> Flapjack: [ LAUGHS ] I DON'T KNOW.
>> WHERE IS YOUR MOTHER?
>> Flapjack: BUBBIE SAYS I SHOULDN'T TALK TO STRANGERS!
>> BUBBIE?
WHO IS BUBBIE?
>> Flapjack: NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX!
>> Bubbie: HI, BABY ANGEL!
HOW WAS YOUR DAY?
>> Flapjack: GOOD.
>> Bubbie: OH.
THAT "GOOD" SOUNDS LIKE IT HAS SOME "BAD" STUCK ON IT.
>> Flapjack: WELL, THERE WAS THIS REALLY FUNNY-LOOKING LADY
WITH A BIG, UGLY NOSE.
>> Bubbie: NOW, PUMPKIN, YOU KNOW IT'S NOT NICE TO SAY BAD
THINGS ABOUT HOW PEOPLE LOOK.
>> Flapjack: OH.
>> Bubbie: WHAT ELSE DID SHE LOOK LIKE?
>> Flapjack: WELL, SHE HAD A BIG, GROSS MOLE AND HAIRY LIPS.
>> Bubbie: HAIRY LIPS?
[ BOTH LAUGH ] >> Flapjack: AND A PASTY FACE
AND BUSHY EYEBROWS!
>> Bubbie: DID SHE LOOK LIKE THAT?
>> SO, THIS IS YOUR BUBBIE?
A WHALE?
YOU LIVE WITH A WHALE?!
>> Bubbie: HE DOESN'T LIVE WITH ME.
HE LIVES INSIDE ME.
MY MOUTH.
HE LIVES INSIDE MY MOUTH.
THAT SOUNDS WEIRDER THAN IT IS.
>> WELL, I HAVE SEEN ENOUGH!
COME WITH ME, SMALL CHILD!
>> Bubbie: YOU CAN'T TAKE HIM!
>> I MOST CERTAINLY CAN.
I RUN THE STORMALONG SECOND CHANCE HOME FOR BOYS, AND IT IS
MY DUTY TO MAKE SURE BOYS HAVE A PROPER HOME.
>> Bubbie: BUT HE'S MY BABY!
>> CHILDREN ARE TO BE RAISED BY HUMAN PARENTS, NOT ANIMALS!
>> Flapjack: [ SCREAMS ] >> Bubbie: WAIT!
WAIT, WAIT!
HE'S GOT A HUMAN PARENT!
I CAN PROVE IT!
K'NUCKLES, COME OUT HERE!
K'NUCKLES!
K'NUCKLES!
>> K'nuckles: [ SNORES ] AAH!
[ GRUNTS ] [ SNORES ]
>> MM-HMM.
>> Bubbie: [ GAGS ] [ SCREAM! ]
>> WHAT ON EARTH IS THAT THING?!
>> Flapjack: K'NUCKLES!
DON'T LET HER TAKE ME AWAY!
SHOW HER YOU'RE HUMAN!
>> K'nuckles: [ GRUNTS ] >> Flapjack: [ SCREAMS ]
>> A CHILD DESERVES BETTER THAN A WHALE AND WHATEVER THIS ANIMAL
IS!
>> Bubbie: NO, WAIT!
PLEASE DON'T TAKE HIM AWAY!
DON'T TAKE MY BABY!
NO, NOT MY BABY!
[ CRIES LOUDLY ] >> K'nuckles: [ GRUNTS ]
HEY!
YOUR TEARS ARE MOLESTING MY SLEEPS!
>> Bubbie: YOU ROTTEN SCALLOP!
WHILE YOU WERE SLEEPING, A LADY FROM THE STORMALONG SECOND
CHANCE HOME FOR BOYS TOOK MY BABY AWAY!
SHE SAYS ANIMALS CAN'T RAISE BABIES!
OH, FLAPJACK!
>> K'nuckles: RELAX, WOMAN.
I'LL JUST GO TO THAT SECOND CHANCE HOME THING IN THE MORNING
AND ADOPT HIM BACK.
>> Bubbie: OH, YEAH?
WELL, SHE SAID YOU'RE AN ANIMAL, TOO!
FOOL!
[ WAILING ] MY BABY, MY BABY!
>> K'nuckles: HMM.
[ SNORING ] >> Bubbie: K'NUCKLES!
>> ♪ STORMALONG SECOND CHANCE FOR BOYS, 'CAUSE THEY DESERVE
IT ♪ >> THIS WILL BE YOUR BED.
>> Flapjack: WHAT'S A BED?
>> GRACIOUS, CHILD!
WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN SLEEPING ON YOUR WHOLE LIFE?
>> Flapjack: BUBBIE'S TONGUE.
>> THERE.
YOU'RE GOING TO SLEEP ON A BED FROM NOW ON.
>> Flapjack: NO! NO!
I WANT BUBBIE!
>> NOW, NOW, CHILD.
THERE IS NO MORE BUBBIE.
THERE'S ONLY STORMALONG SECOND CHANCE HOME FOR BOYS.
>> ♪ STORMALONG SECOND CHANCE FOR BOYS, 'CAUSE THEY DESERVE
IT ♪ >> AND TOMORROW, YOU'LL MEET
THOSE OTHER BOYS!
SLEEP TIGHT.
[ DOOR CLOSES ] >> Flapjack: [ GRUNTS ]
LOCKED!
IT'S LOCKED, TOO.
BUBBIE!
WELL, I GUESS I'LL GO MEET THE OTHER BOYS.
HELLO.
RISE AND SHINE, FRIEND.
>> HEY!
>> Flapjack: AAH!
[ GRUNTS ] AAH!
HEY, YOU AREN'T CHILDREN!
YOU'RE MEN!
>> HE CALLED US MEN!
>> Flapjack: AAH!
>> HEY, KID!
YOU BETTER WISE UP!
WE GOT A GOOD THING GOING HERE.
>> Flapjack: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN A HOME FOR BOYS?
>> LISTEN, KID, AS LONG AS THAT LADY THINKS WE'RE CHILDREN, WE
MIGHT GET ADOPTED BY SOME RICH FAMILY.
THEN WE'LL BE SITTING PRETTY FOR WHAT'S LEFT OF OUR LIVES.
>> YEAH, SO YOU BETTER NOT BLOW OUR COVER OR WE'LL BE MAD!
>> YEAH, KID!
>> YEAH, KID!
>> YEAH, KID!
>> YEAH, KID!
[ DOOR OPENS ] >> GOOD NEWS, MY CHILDREN!
A RICH GENTLEMAN HAS COME TO ADOPT!
SAY HELLO TO SIR THEODORE KENSINGTON JACOBUS GEORGE
BUCKETSWORTH III!
>> Flapjack: IT'S LOLLY POOP-- >> Shh!
>> K'nuckles: Shh!
>> Flapjack: [ GIGGLES ] WHY, HELLO, MR. BUCKETSWORTH!
[ LAUGHS ] [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ]
>> OH, WHAT AN OUTSTANDING HAT.
>> YES, OUTSTANDING!
>> WHERE DID YOU ACQUIRE THAT LOVELY BOW TIE?
>> OOH!
>> NICE BUCKETS!
>> YOU LIKE BUCKETS, TOO?
>> DO I!
[ LAUGHS ] >> DO YOU KNOW THIS ONE?
THERE ONCE WAS A MAN WITH A BUCKET, AND WHEN HIS OLD LADY
LEFT HIM, HE SAID...
>> Both: "OH, WELL, I STILL HAVE MY BUCKET!"
[ BOTH LAUGH ] I'LL TAKE THIS ONE, LADY.
>> K'nuckles: LOLLY!
>> THANKS, MISTER!
>> SOME GUYS HAVE ALL THE LUCK.
>> Flapjack: [ WAILING ] >> DON'T CRY, CHILD, FOR I HAVE
GOOD NEWS.
MY HUSBAND AND I HAVE DECIDED TO ADOPT YOU.
WE'RE GOING TO SIGN THE PAPERS AS SOON AS HE RETURNS FROM HIS
TRIP.
>> K'nuckles: UH-OH.
>> Bubbie: LOLLY POOPDECK?
WHAT KIND OF PLAN WAS THAT?
>> K'nuckles: I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE WENT WITH CANDYWIFE.
THAT'S IT!
I KNOW WHAT TO DO!
[ SNORING ] THAT'S IT!
I KNOW WHAT TO DO!
[ SNORING ] >> Bubbie: K'NUCKLES!
>> K'nuckles: THAT'S IT!
I KNOW WHAT TO DO!
>> Bubbie: I KNOW WHAT YOU SHOULD DO, TOO -- SHUT YOUR
MOUTH!
YOUR PLANS STINK!
FLAPJACK IS THE ONLY RAY OF SUNSHINE IN MY CLOUDY LIFE!
I'M GONNA GET MY BABY BACK!
I'M GONNA CONFRONT THAT WOMAN MYSELF!
>> K'nuckles: YOU'RE BANANAS.
>> Bubbie: BACK UP!
[ GRUNTING ] FOR MY BABY!
[ GRUNTING ] MY BABY!
AAAAAH!
>> K'nuckles: [ GRUNTS ] FOR FLAPJACK!
AND FOR YOU, BUBBIE!
[ GRUNTING ] >> Bubbie: AAAH!
[ GRUNTING ] >> Bubbie: AAAH!
AAAH!
[ PANTING ] GIVE ME BACK MY BABY!
>> NO!
>> Bubbie: I WANT MY BABY!
>> K'nuckles: HEY, I KNOW HOW TO GET IN!
>> Bubbie: [ SIGHS ] HOW?
[ THUD ] >> I'M SCARED!
>> FEAR NOT, MY CHILDREN!
THAT ANIMAL WON'T GET IN HERE!
[ MEN SCREAM ] >> HUSH!
YOU HAVE NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT!
THAT ANIMAL WON'T...
[ CREAK! ] [ GASPS ]
...GET...
[ CREAK! ] [ GASPS ]
...IN?
>> Flapjack: SHE'S HERE.
>> HIDE ME!
[ BOTH SCREAM ] >> Bubbie: THE CHIMNEY WAS RIGHT
THERE, FOOL!
>> K'nuckles: AW, SHUCKS!
>> Flapjack: BUBBIE!
>> Bubbie: FLAPJACK!
>> Flapjack: [ GRUNTING ] >> Bubbie: [ GRUNTING ]
>> PLEASE!
>> YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!
>> Flapjack: NO!
>> YES!
>> NO!
THE BUBBIE AND THE K'NUCKLES SHOULD KEEP FLAPJACK.
>> Bubbie: [ GASPS ] >> Flapjack: AAH!
>> All: EH?
>> I GET IT.
THEY WENT THROUGH ALL THIS TO GET HIM BACK.
THEY MUST BE GOOD PARENTS.
>> NO!
I'M TERRIFIED OF 8,000-POUND WALES CRASHING THROUGH MY ROOF.
>> OF COURSE.
>> AND BECAUSE OF MY FEAR, FLAPJACK SHALL BE RAISED BY
THESE TWO ANIMALS.
>> K'nuckles: I'M A HUMAN!
>> I'M HOME, MY DEAR.
DID FLAPJACK DECIDE TO STAY?
>> NO, MY LOVE.
HE CHOSE THE BUBBIE.
>> OH.