The SquidShark 1700 is an enormous, state-of-the-art, hand cranked food processing machine owned by K'nuckle's mother. Basically a large barrel with stainless steel blades, it has been proven to cut straight through bone, as well as skin. According to the episode Hand It Over, K'nuckles lost his left hand to this infernal contraption when he reached in and unintentionally turned the crank in the process, thus activating the machine and amputating said extremity. He (K'nuckles) told Doctor Barber, "I thought there'd be candy down there..."