K'nuckles met his first love, the Wart Wench, as a child. However, he pushed her off a dock, where a giant squid ate her, causing her to become a deformed zombie. She was riddled with sea creatures crawling around her body from all of the years in the sea/the squid's stomach.
She breaks frequently, and shows Flapjack around the trolley instead of driving it, to get revenge on K'nuckles. She even goes so far as curing Flapjack's illness and throwing the rest of the cure out of the window.
- Flapjack affectionately calls her 'Wench Lady' which she seems to like.