You're Beauteous is a song from Flapjack, mostly on Cartoon Network on August 2008. These feature clips from the first episodes and shorts. Most notably, I Flushy My Brushy. The song is a parody of James Blunt's song You're Beautiful.
Your face is dented.
Kissed by a fist.
You smell fermented.
You reek like fish.
Saw you with your shirt off.
You should really hit the gym.
Please throw a shirt on.
I'm totally freaked out by him.
But your momma says:
You're beauteous, you're beauteous.
With a nice personality, she says.
Yeah your teeth are gone.
And I sing this song.
'Cause your mom has poor eye sight.
And that dude just ain't right.
Yeah, your nose is wrong.
So I sing this song.
'Cause there's just too much focus these days on body image.